
Carmen Ciricillo
The Construction Comedian
- Fee Range: Notes on Fees
- $5,001-$7,500
- Traveling From:
- Florida
Topics
- Comedy
- Humor
Bio
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Carmen Ciricillo is a nationally touring comedian who has performed regularly since winning his first comedy competition at the Cleveland Comedy Club in 1986. Since then, Carmen has covered a lot of ground. Currently he appears daily on the Discovery Channel's "Your New House" television program. He also has a principle role in three national television commercials for Michael Holigan Homes, filmed in 1999 and currently running. Carmen will also tour on the NASCAR circuit with the #25 car for Michaelholigan.com beginning at the 2000 Daytona 500.
One of the unique aspects of Carmen's stand up routine is his Construction Comedy routine. From 1990 to 1992 at the "Santa Monica Improv" in California, he developed an act solely based on the construction business. This specialized niche of comedy has been extremely well received not only by the construction industry, but also by audiences in general. Imagine watching a comedian and listening to hilarious, clean humor on a topic you have never heard before. That is what Carmen does!
Of Course, Carmen does have material on other topics such as family, being Italian, relationships and much more. He has performed for hundreds of comedy clubs from "Catch a Rising Star" in Vegas, to the "Punchline" in Atlanta and San Francisco.
Carmen also writes humorous short stories on the construction business for several magazines, has sold jokes to Jay Leno and the "Tonight Show". He has also does 150 personal appearances at comedy clubs, colleges, corporations, trade shows and associations a year.
Acting has been a new adventure for Carmen. He has been on local and regional shows in the past but things are changing. From his television commercials in 1999 he has been gaining attention for bigger things. Recently he auditioned in New York at "Silvercup Studios" for Executive Producer, David Chase and Casting Director, Georgianne Walken, for the "Sopranos". Getting on television has increased Carmen's marketability tremendously and his future has never looked brighter.
Hire Carmen to torment your people by introducing him as the new Vice President of Risk Management or the Director of Business Development. Carmen is extremely good at portraying a FAKE PROFESSIONAL. He has been very successful infiltrating the corporate structure and blending in. Everything seems okay until Carmen starts acting a little strange, not too strange, just odd enough where people are beginning to talk. No one can put their finger on it but they know there is something wrong with this guy. The word begins to spread around the company about the new guy and some of the things he has been doing and asking for.
But the office staff is just the beginning, Carmen will go out to field offices and start to wreak havoc with supervisors, project managers, engineers, laborers and whoever else is in his path. Havoc is probably not the right word, more like rumblings, shaking it up but not enough to break anything. The group is completely fooled and cell phones start ringing. Of course the people in on the gag are inundated with questions like – "Are you sure this guy is right for our Company?
The next day is usually a Company function where Carmen continues the hoax for awhile. People shun him, spouses fear him and large men want to escort him back from where he came. Then the real show begins-it is announced that we will not be hiring Carmen Ciricillo as Director or VP or whatever fake title he holds, because Carmen is truly a COMEDIAN!
The crowd seems relieved and Carmen recants the last 2 days of events and performs his stand-up comedy routine for the group.
CARMEN’S MANY FAKE PROFESSIONAL TITLES
SOME OF CARMEN’S ODD DEMANDS
These are just of few of the quirks, oddities and annoyances that Carmen slowly applies on your group. Companies for months and years remember this one. If you want to do something unique, something out of the ordinary and create a story that no one will ever forget, hire Carmen Ciricillo as your newest employee and let the mayhem begin.
CONTRACTORS EDUCATIONAL SERVICES / A Message from Carmen
CILB Providership #0002724 – ECLB Providership #0002623
Continuing education does not have to be boring! I truly believe in keeping an audience informed and entertained at the sametime. Topics like safety, worker’s comp, ethics etc., can be taught in an interesting and creative manner. It is up to the instructor, and in fact the duty of the instructor to ensure that his audience is inspired, entertained and educated.
The instructor is the key variable in any type of education. I am a professional speaker to the construction industry. Since 1987, I have been speaking to some of the largest construction associations and companies in the U.S. and Canada. I have entertained on the NASCAR circuit and have appeared for three years on The Discovery Channel for a home improvement show. Since 1997I have taught continuing education for Florida Licensed Contractors and have done so with humor, motivation and sincerity.
I might be known as The Construction Comic, but I take my job as an instructor seriously. I am constantly attending continuing education myself to improve my knowledge as an instructor. In 2000 I attended the Florida Building Code train-the-trainer seminar. In 2002, I became an OSHA authorized trainer and in 2003 I attended the FL Assoc. of Insurance Agents update on worker’s comp laws and a mold remediation seminar put on by the PHCC.
Get the most out of your continuing education experience. If you’re going to sit somewhere for 14 hours of your life make sure it is at least informative, interesting, humorous and fun – don’t settle for anything less. You’re not a captive audience on a cruise ship – you have a choice. Hold your instructor up to a higher standard and vote with your feet if you are unhappy.
Speaker Programs
- Construction Comedy Routine
- OSHA Training
- Continuing Education
- "Fake" Professional (imposter)
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