Mark Mayfield

Mark Mayfield

Comedian & Speaker
Fee Range
$7,501-$10,000
Exact fee falls within this range
Traveling From
Missouri
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Program Descriptions

MORPH (MANAGING CHANGE)
This is a humorous approach to a very serious subject and emphasizes that creativity is the key component in managing change. Learn change theory and creative exercises in this upbeat, fast paced program that will leave you laughing and leave you with change management skills.

MOMMA TOLD ME THERE’D BE DAYS LIKE THIS (STRESS MANAGEMENT)
Stressed out? Lethargic? Burned out? This program will help you solve those ills by learning five behaviors that will help balance your life and by learning techniques to deal with your biggest stressor…PEOPLE! This keynote is high on content AND hilarity.

CAN I HAVE A SIDE ORDER OF SERVICE WITH THAT? (CUSTOMER SERVICE)
This light and lively program will help you see the customer’s perspective and examines issues like credibility, reliability, and responsiveness. You’ll understand the myths of customer service and see how to move your customers beyond satisfaction to advocacy.

AG SHIFT: THE CHANGING FACE OF AGRICULTURE
This program is an entertaining reminder of the continual shift agriculture must make to stay competitive and vibrant. As sentimentalists, it’s sometimes difficult for agriculture to give up on tradition, but not changing is no longer an option. Listen and laugh as Mark takes you through the technology and communication and coalition adaptations to keep agriculture alive and well. Learn how an active minority can prevail over an apathetic majority.

MIRTHMAKING (HUMOR IN THE WORKPLACE)
Adding humor (actually mirth) to your work and life can have profound economic benefits as well as just making it more fun. Learn the value of a good sense of humor and how to improve yours in this outrageously funny, yet very practical program.

FUNNY STUFF (COMEDY SHOW)
This is clean stand-up comedy that’s perfect for after dinner entertainment or as a change of pace. Sit back and hold your sides as we take a zany, offbeat look at everyday life. A non-stop, rollicking ride of humor you’ll be quoting for a very long time.

MASTER OF CEREMONIES…IMPOSTER
Mark can provide comedic professionalism as the emcee for your program OR he can pose as an official in some capacity. He has impersonated a Professor, IRS Examiner, Jeweler, Legislator, Salesperson, and Runway Model as he fumbled and bumbled through company doublespeak. After the spoof is revealed, he transitions into one of the above programs.

Why Book Mark Mayfield?

  • His unique background as a school teacher, corporate lobbyist, nightclub comedy performer, and owner of several businesses make him a funny speaker that delivers real-life, hands-on, practical wisdom.

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    It’s pretty simple what Mark Mayfield does: he talks about very serious stuff in a very funny way.

    Mark has one of the most diversified backgrounds in the speaking industry having owned and operated several businesses ranging from livestock production to nightclubs to golf instruction, and also spent ten years as a lobbyist in Washington, D.C. and in thirteen state legislatures for a Fortune 500 company. That business experience combined with his work as a nightclub performer allowed him to create truly unique presentations. His tagline is simple: Solid Business Wisdom in a Brilliant Comedic Style. He is one of the rare individuals in the world who is equally adept at performing comedy shows or high content speeches.

    He has received rave reviews sharing the stage with a wide variety of celebrities like Paul Newman, Peter Frampton, Colin Powell, and Bob Newhart and has introduced a President of the United States on a live, nationwide television broadcast.

    Mark is author of several business books and two joke books including his latest “Morph”, a guide to accepting and managing change, and has spoken to a “Who’s Who” list of corporations, conventions, and trade associations over the past four decades. He was raised on a farm, received two degrees magna cum laude from Kansas State University, and taught school before he began his lobbying, business, and speaking career. He has received the CSP designation from the National Speakers Association and been inducted into their Hall of Fame.

    He is happily married (although his wife is not) and is the proud father of two daughters. He is also the most annoying Grandpa on the planet.

    From comedy shows to seminars, Mark’s philosophy is simple…say it with humor and people will take the message home. A national convention planner recently called Mark “one of the very few, really funny, inspiring men in America today.” Mark’s mom also said that once after a small bribe.

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    Reviews

    "Mark was AWESOME!! We had nothing but positive feedback from our group about him. I asked several people at cocktail hour that evening what they thought. Some comments were: he was great; he was funny; it was nice to have someone that could be humorous without being ranchy; his talk fit in with our Chairman which was a message about change and how people don’t typically like to change."
    --Stifel Investment Corp.

    "Thanks again for your sessions at our Leadership Conferences. You did such a fantastic job at all our events. Our people said you were by far the best guest speaker we have ever had. It’s so hard to find a content filled program that is entertaining…but you made it look easy! Thanks again for the laughs and the great information."
    --Wells Fargo

    "You were a hit at our Awards Program Lunch and everyone raved about your program. You were absolutely hilarious. And I really appreciate you tying your message of change to the speaker from the previous day. In all my years of hiring speakers, I have to say unequivocally you were the best."
    --National Cattlemen’s Beef Association

    “Mark will bring down the house with his clever stories and his great message. Plus he took the time to visit with the audience and make them laugh before and after the meeting which was as memorable as his keynote remarks. Great value, great speaker!”
    --Kansas Rural Electric Cooperatives

    "What can I say... You and your presentation are terrific. I've never seen so many people wiping their eyes and holding their sides at the same time. You are the best decision we have made for our convention."
    --Arizona Automobile Dealers Association

    "You did an hour show and had our people in stitches. They demanded an encore and your came back and had them crying with laughter for another 20 minutes... Unbelievable!"
    --National Fire Academy

    "Mark's humor was hilarious and his message was never lost in the comedy. I recommend him to anyone."
    --Emergency Nurses Association

    "your performance was superb. The comedic way you delivered the messages we asked for was brilliant. You made our event a hit!"
    --American Express

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